Something hurts and I have no idea what it is! Argh! I'm sitting here in pain. I googled heartburn just in case that's it, but it mostly says the pain is right behind the breastbone. But mine is right below it. Like centered right below my boobs but above my stomach. Ow! Ow! Ow! Go away, pain!
I made some tea hoping that would help it (I don't know why I would think tea would help), but it didn't. Ow! Oh, please don't let me die. Oh, God, how mortified would I be (well, I guess I wouldn't know or care) if I died and they found me with the preggo pants trick? A trick to expand your pants when your pregnant is to take a rubberband, attach one end to the button at your waistband, thread the rubber band through the hole meant for the button, and then loop it back on the same band. I did that to my pants today. Only I'm not pregnant. I'm just too fat from all the sushi I had for lunch and my pants were too tight.
Oh, pain, go away. I don't want to die like this.
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